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Post by MateusAuri on Dec 29, 2012 19:45:53 GMT -5
pilots drank grog
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Post by zackfirst on Feb 16, 2015 1:40:53 GMT -5
and then did
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Post by Enigma on Feb 17, 2015 8:41:46 GMT -5
an awesome stunt
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Post by Rexcor Jungmir #24 on Apr 9, 2015 9:30:40 GMT -5
with his new
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Post by Enigma on Apr 9, 2015 11:02:06 GMT -5
and improved bike.
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Post by zackfirst on Jan 5, 2016 1:46:30 GMT -5
but then he
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Post by Enigma on Jan 5, 2016 8:15:14 GMT -5
realized that he
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Post by zackfirst on Jan 6, 2016 18:27:20 GMT -5
accidentally stolen the
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Post by Enigma on Jan 7, 2016 4:32:37 GMT -5
Jet Moto 2124
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Post by toxik87 on Jan 7, 2016 10:45:51 GMT -5
soundtrack to jam
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Post by Enigma on Jan 9, 2016 8:02:54 GMT -5
it down the
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Post by toxik87 on Jan 9, 2016 12:32:32 GMT -5
Brain's music hole
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Post by Enigma on Jan 12, 2016 9:27:01 GMT -5
Current story (since Dark Ermac still hasn't updated it after... 5 YEARS...) :
There once was a Jet Moto Rider who entered Raccoon City because he wanted to buy a pair of fake trophies for the King. "Mah boi, these armpits are not what true warriors look like. You go to Gamelon and collect the JETO MOTOU!! tournament trophies of EEEEEVIL!" So then he PAWNCH'd the King where it counts and started to run like hell to his Jet Moto, and yelled "HOLY BALLZ! I WANT TO BANG A LOT TODAY! Doesn't even matter, when I sneeze I'm gonna get some chicks for Mortimer to meet, so I can make them dinner with lotsa spaghetti to show them my headbanging skills. Hopefully they'll apreciate my super move : Leap n' Slam. Then I will love them like it's 1999. Satisfied, they will give me their dirty socks to continue killing the sweet aroma of Bowser's toasters, so Peach can go to Shadow Moses and kiss some snatchers in the wolf den to get my money."
It was a big fat monster called the snuffleupagus, and it sang 'If I were gay by Stephen Lynch'. It then proceeded to fly through the cosmos at supersonic speeds to reach the big dipper in my favorite Jet Moto, stopping in Saturn, more exactly in a nightclub frequented by flamboyant Jet Moto fans which have fat wallets of money to give to charities for exaggerated brain surgeons in a place called 'The Cerebral Cortex'.
Offices in Transylvania are building the largest brain exhibition in the subway where monsters prey to their leader for beef jerky, and he is Heihachi Mishima, the person who killed Harry Mason in Black Mesa, when Gordon Freeman stole a key from Morgan Freeman to Unleash Tyrant to teach him how to love puppies and dogs for the homeless potatoes on Sector Saturn, get some water for puppy bath with lotsa soap.
- Date with Mai Shiranui tomorrow, I'll buy flowers and proceed to have some lovin', hopefully she will be not too wild like Kari was, but more like Elvira, how beautiful it'll be if she wears her Panda cosplay. I would just go grab my gigantic onigris and then plant them on a decorative plate covered in fabulous shrubbery- maybe Mai will be at that god forsaken crowded event where Viagra fueled hippies are executed for conspiring to draw Red Mercury from the waist down, to which Robocop ended this sentence.
But unfortunately, one of these pilots suddenly drank grog and then did an awesome stunt with his new and improved bike. But then he realized that he had accidentally stolen the Jet Moto 2124 soundtrack to jam it down the brain's music hole without any protection.
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Post by toxik87 on Jan 13, 2016 11:19:39 GMT -5
finally, haha i can read the story i was actually waiting for this
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Post by Enigma on Jan 14, 2016 8:24:46 GMT -5
finally, haha i can read the story i was actually waiting for this XDDDDD I was too. For the past 5 years, I've been holding off the urge to update this post, but it was just too much right now, lel. Actually, when I come to think about it, there are other posts I'd like to update that I don't have access to, like the JM World Records post. My JM2 CE records still haven't been added to the list, lel.
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