What I learned while working at walmart today.

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11/26/11

Offensive language warning


1. Some people who you work with like to run around yelling "NIEN NIEN NIEN" "WORK FASTER TOO SLOW" while cracking the whip after killing 3 pallets in 15 minutes. (By killing I mean getting them done. Not stabbing them with sharp objects. Though that would be fun.) Nazi's I swear.

2. People with the HIGHEST IQ become dumber than that guy who licks a plug in and realizes it hurts, and then does it again, On black friday. CHILL THE FUCK OUT. It's just 20 dollars off of a camera. (To the lady choking the 15 year old.)

3. Rolling your body across one of these while still clocked in isn't the best idea:




4. Running over your foot with one of these HURTS when is loaded with a pallet full of cans:




5. Rocket carts love the back of feet and no it doesn't feel good.



Morbid bastards invited those things.


6. Don't suggest to your manager that wall-mart should open it's own line of brothels called wal-fles, and to give customers the best deal it would have to be filled with girls bad at their job and who don't look exactly up top par.


Let's see what happens Monday. Until then, I'm going to dodge my girlfirend and play games all day. Thank god for weekends.

[brutalknuckles]

I think the biggest reason I like working at a non-retail place is no Black Friday bullshit.

Thank god for factory work.

[alexandre]

Uh-oh. How was Monday?

[Dark Ermac]

How was Tuesday? =P

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Heres for Monday and Tuesday. Just been lazy. meant for this to be a day by day thing

1.Basically learned net Weight is a lie. anything from 24-42 OZ does NOT equal 2 pounds.

2. This Hispanic fellow I work with is a good guy, but he tried to hold my hand. I countered by stroking his hand he panicked and tossed my hand away. Thus I deem all Hispanics are homophobes. (I win, and no I'm not homosexual.)

3. I love the runners, they make me laugh (Aka the people you try to help, lock eyes with you then run away as fast as they can)

4. I don't like wearing pickle stinted cologne.

5. it bugs me the way cologne is spelled.

6. 3 people have started calling me a Nazi because of my German blood. I laughed today because I found out a Jewish person works with us.

With that, all I have left to say is, watch out for the boxes your co-workers throw at you.